How do I bug thee,
let me count the ways....

I bug thee with tables
and tell you long fables

I bug thee with metatags
and whine about hags

I bug thee with needed graphics
as I try to get my daily chockie fix

I bug thee at night
when time is tight

I bug thee on the board
when chockie I hoard

I bug thee on icq
as I play the fool

I bug thee in your email
and send a half-naked male

I bug thee in morning
when spammers are waring

I bug thee in Fall
with requests so tall

I bug thee in Winter
"please gimme a hint here"

I bug thee in Spring
about every little thing

I bug thee in Summer
when weather is warmer

I bug thee at Monday noon
when I enter the chat room

I bug thee so seemingly endlessly
'cause you're the one and only Saint Spotty!